Hands Free Masturbators

Of course masturbation feels good. Terrific, even. But it does have one shortcoming. It can be pretty tiring on the hands. Specifically the right hand if you’re a rightie and the left hand if you’re a lefty. It didn’t take a genius to come up with a sex toy for the masturbators of the world – that’s all of us – in the form of a hands free masturbator. Look ma, no hands! The device takes all the work out of the fun activity and makes it a cinch. All a guy has to do is stick his penis in the device, switch it on, and wait for that blissful moment when he comes. His free hands can do whatever he wants. Change channels on the remote, have a smoke, send email on his PC, whatever. Hands free masturbators do what all great inventions do, which is to make life easier for us couch potatoes.